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Lost meerkats in case of mistaken identity

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3 Oct 2019

An important address from the desk of Aleksandr Orlov on why it pays to compare

 

Peoples of Australia!

Some time ago, a silly possum catcher named Barry mistook us – fine, distinguished meerkats – for possums.

Smelly, noisy, unmanicured beasts who make noise like technos music!
If only he’d compare us, he wouldn’t have wasted his energy chasing us.
Look how silly he look!

It should’ve been obvious – possums hide in your roof making a racket. Meerkats help you save money!

Barry, if you’re reading this, please take some time to educate yourself.

Possum vs Merkat
Possums have five toes
Meerkats have four (and assortment of fancy slippers)
Possums can’t even talk
Meerkats speak in silky tones made for movies screen
Possums eat home & contents
Meerkats find you home & contents insurance deals
Possums chew on eucalyptus leaves
Meerkats drink green grub tea
Possums scare small children
Meerkats make pleasant house guest and babysitter
Possums make unwelcome nest in car
Meerkats help you discover new car insurance

It pays to compare

We implore you, don’t be like Barry. Barry is as silly as mongoose at disco.
Like the many Aussies who compared with us last year, you’ll find it pays to compare…

  1. When it’s been years since you last reviewed all your options
  2. When you’re sick of paying more expensive bills than your neighbours
  3. If you think the possum in roof might be a meerkat trying to find you better deal

Most handsomely,
Aleksandr Orlov
Owner of Compare the Market

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