An important address from the desk of Aleksandr Orlov on why it pays to compare
Peoples of Australia!
Some time ago, a silly possum catcher named Barry mistook us – fine, distinguished meerkats – for possums.
Smelly, noisy, unmanicured beasts who make noise like technos music!
If only he’d compare us, he wouldn’t have wasted his energy chasing us.
Look how silly he look!
It should’ve been obvious – possums hide in your roof making a racket. Meerkats help you save money!
Barry, if you’re reading this, please take some time to educate yourself.
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| Possums have five toes Meerkats have four (and assortment of fancy slippers) |
| Possums can’t even talk Meerkats speak in silky tones made for movies screen |
| Possums eat home & contents Meerkats find you home & contents insurance deals |
| Possums chew on eucalyptus leaves Meerkats drink green grub tea |
| Possums scare small children Meerkats make pleasant house guest and babysitter |
| Possums make unwelcome nest in car Meerkats help you discover new car insurance |
It pays to compare
We implore you, don’t be like Barry. Barry is as silly as mongoose at disco.
Like the many Aussies who compared with us last year, you’ll find it pays to compare…
- When it’s been years since you last reviewed all your options
- When you’re sick of paying more expensive bills than your neighbours
- If you think the possum in roof might be a meerkat trying to find you better deal
Most handsomely,
Aleksandr Orlov
Owner of Compare the Market
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