Out here in the outbacks, I getting good use from solar panel. Solar panel is cut edge of technologies that harness power of sun to help cook tin of beans at campsite. All I do is plug panel into Mr Aleksandr’s plane, then 72 hours…
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Bring spare tin opener Only last year I haul week supply of baked fleas on holiday. Is long story, but mountain goat end up eat my tin opener, leaving me stuck with 12 unopenable tins. For lunch I lick moss from nearby stone. It was…
I very excite to get new travel washing machine for Mr Aleksandr’s private plane. Despite look like robot’s restroom, this technologies is the future of wash your clothes. Is come with anti limescale ball (I not know what limescale is but it sound delicious). Is…
Today I tried snake lollies, which are yummy treat for humanpups in Australias. It taste a bit like serpent creams you can buy from Meerkovo chocolate shop. I think Australians have sweet fang like Mr Aleksandr. I like more comfort food, like stag beetles stew….
I got very excite when I hear Australians talk about eating red frog. I not so excite when I learn they contain no frog. They are chewy like real frog but no have crunchy bones. I give it 3 out of 5 Sergeis.
Mr Aleksandr tell me a good spy understand habitat of targets. So I try to learn more about people at comparethemarket.com.au by eating same sweeties. I found this lamington cake at tea trolley in kitchen. Is fluffy sponge in chocolate and coconut flakes. It was…
Spying is fun. Mr Aleksandr let me wear lots of costumes like “butler” and “janitor”. He says I am very convincing, as I have had lots of practice in mansion doing both these jobs. While I was playing window washer I took this photo inside…
Aleksandr and I have arrived in Australias for big secret mission. The flight was very long but quite comfortable because Aleksandr give me exit row on his private jet. He is very generous boss. He even carried one of his own bags at airport and…
At mansion we are very excite because Mr Aleksandr just finish his second movie, the Battle of Fearlessness. In it, Mr Aleksandr star as Great Grandaddy Captain Vitaly and I plays his loyal Sergeant. Supporting cast is brigade of brave meerkat soldiers who Mr Aleksandr…