My travel tips

Bring spare tin opener

Only last year I haul week supply of baked fleas on holiday. Is long story, but mountain goat end up eat my tin opener, leaving me stuck with 12 unopenable tins. For lunch I lick moss from nearby stone. It was actually quite tasty, but next time I remember to bring extra tin opener.

Always bring torch

Torch are essential when travelling. Is good for read under blanket, and is make life much easier when you need to visit the little pup’s room in middle of night. Like my Papa always say, ‘never pee where you can’t see’. Is best advice he ever give me.

Bring first aid kit

Economy Class can be dangerous place, and you do not want to get paper cut when nearest band-aid is 500 miles plane ride away. That is why I always make sure I have trusty first aid kit inside Mr Aleksandr’s plane at all times. All good first aid kit should contain safety pin, claw plasters, tail bandage and haunch cream.

About Sergei, Head of IT

Sergei is very old. It is difficult to date him exactly, but I estimate him no less than 77. His career span many decades, but has now reach new height with working for comparethemeerkat.com.au. What Sergei lack in social skill, he make up in understanding of the Computermabob. As well as being Head of IT, Sergei is also Head of My Tea. I like it milky.