After Sergei’s holiday in hospital, I decided that I would generously lessen his workload. That is why I set up official comparethemeerkat.com.au helpline, so he not distracted by whingers on email. Instead, he now get whingers on phone. Australians can dial 1800 MEERKAT to make I.T. complaint, compare Auskats on phone, or access my very important meerkat personal phone line.