
I create my first Simples Production to reward Australians who prove difference between meerkat and market. Is human size Robe of Burgundy, just like mine! It even paw-stitched by Sergei, using finest of quality silks and velvets.
You can also join Robe of Burgundy Wearing Society by making own robe, following Orlov family sewing pattern. As Grandaddy Vitally always said, “A meerkat is only as good as the robe they wear.”